... RAINBOISM

There are two cows. A group of people sits in a circle and talks endlessly about whether cows are appropriate, where cows should be, and whether or not the group is the official cows decision-making group.

Meanwhile, whoever is around to feed the cows, feeds the cows. Whoever is around to milk the cows, milks the cows. Whoever is around to drink the milk, drinks the milk.

-- Anonymous